SKU: TG-AJ-3000
The AcidJet Bidet 3000
Supplemental chemical cleansing for those who demand absolute sterility.
$299.99
For customers who found the HydroBlast 500 insufficiently thorough, the AcidJet Bidet 3000 adds a battery acid reservoir to the equation. We cannot stress enough how much our legal team opposed this product. We launched it anyway.
The dual-chamber system blends industrial-grade battery acid with water at a ratio our engineers describe as 'aggressive but technically survivable.' The precision ceramic nozzle delivers a focused stream that leaves nothing to chance — or to comfort.
Each unit ships with a 30-day supply of acid concentrate, chemical-resistant tubing, safety goggles (mandatory), and a comprehensive waiver that we strongly encourage you to actually read for once.
Technical Specifications
* Safety goggles must be worn at all times during operation.
* Do not use if you have skin. Consult a hazmat professional before installation.
* The 47-page waiver is not decorative. Please read it.
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