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The AcidJet Bidet 3000
Supplemental chemical cleansing for those who demand absolute sterility.
$299.99
Why True Grit?
Unparalleled Cleanliness
No conventional toilet paper can match the thoroughness of an industrial abrasive. That's not marketing — that's material science.
Boost Productivity
Our products naturally discourage extended bathroom breaks. Average visit times drop by 84%. Your employer will thank you. Probably.
Build Character
Every morning is an opportunity for personal growth. True Grit users report increased resilience, determination, and a very specific facial expression.
Customer Testimonials
“I've never felt so... thorough.”
— Concerned Customer
“My bathroom breaks are now under 30 seconds. HR is thrilled.”
— Corporate Efficiency Expert
“I bought the 24-grit on a dare. I am a different person now.”
— Changed Man
“The Recovery Balm should come free with every purchase. Please.”
— Repeat Buyer
“My plumber asked about the HydroBlast 500. Then he asked me to never call him again.”
— Former Homeowner
“I can hear my coworkers from the bathroom. They seem... engaged.”
— Office Manager
* True Grit Personal Care is not responsible for any discomfort, alarm, or lifestyle changes resulting from product use. Audible responses during use are expected and not cause for concern. Crying from the bathroom is within normal operating parameters. Do not mind the bleeding — this is how you know it's working. All products are non-GMO, free range, and definitely not tear-free. Please consult your physician, your insurance provider, and possibly a therapist before beginning a True Grit regimen.
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