SKU: TG-040-STD
The Original 40-Grit
Industrial-grade personal cleansing.
$8.99 / roll
The product that started a revolution no one asked for. The Original 40-Grit delivers a cleaning experience so thorough, you'll never question whether the job was done. You'll know. Your body will tell you.
Engineered with precision aluminum oxide abrasive bonded to a flexible backing substrate, each sheet provides consistent coverage across all personal terrain. The 40-grit rating represents our ideal balance between cleanliness and what our legal team calls 'acceptable discomfort.'
Non-GMO. Free range. Sourced from responsibly managed sandpaper quarries. Each roll contains approximately 200 sheets, though most customers report needing significantly fewer.
Technical Specifications
* Minor surface irritation indicates proper coverage.
* Not recommended for consecutive use without a recovery period.
* Keep Recovery Balm within arm's reach.
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